me: I don’t know what’s wrong with me today. I’ve cried twice and I’m not hormonal at all.
him: maybe it’s an age thing. You know, as you get older.
me: That was the completely wrong thing to say. If there was an absolutely perfect response, that was the total opposite.
him: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. I just meant …. you know, how as your aunt got older she went ….
me: … completely batshit, as opposed to just sort of batshit?
him: umm ….
him: I love you! A lot!